Polyamory: Because It Takes a Village to Raise This Idiot
Some people need a support system. Some people need supervision.
This playful design celebrates the reality that life is easier, funnier, and a whole lot more chaotic when you've got an entire village looking out for you. Whether you're the lovable disaster, the designated troublemaker, or just someone whose partners have collectively agreed to keep an eye on you, this shirt gets the point across instantly.
✔ Soft everyday comfort
✔ Unisex fit
✔ Perfect for polycules, nesting partners, and professional bad decisions
✔ Guaranteed to get knowing laughs from the right crowd
Because sometimes love is infinite, patience is not, and somebody has to keep you alive.
Product: Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt
5.3 oz.,
100% preshrunk cotton
Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
Seamless rib at neck
Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
Double-needle stitching throughout
Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
Tear away label
Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
