Village Idiot Premium

Village Idiot Premium

Polyamory.

The front keeps it simple.

The back tells the truth.

Designed for the people whose partners, metamours, and entire polycule have collectively agreed that someone should probably be supervised, this vintage wash tee delivers the punchline with a clean, understated style.

Featuring a minimalist front design and a statement back print, the Village Idiot Premium is perfect for polyamorists who appreciate subtle humor, soft fabrics, and the occasional intervention from their loved ones.

✔ Premium vintage wash finish

✔ Soft, broken-in feel from day one

✔ Minimalist front graphic

✔ Statement back design

✔ Perfect for poly meetups, conventions, and everyday chaos

Because it takes a village to raise this idiot.

Product: Tie-Dye CD1300 Adult 5.4 oz., 100% Cotton Vintage Wash T-Shirt

• 5.4 oz.,
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton
• Double needle stitched neckline and sleeves
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• No two are exactly alike